
Jay: I can't get my cock to hang straight.
Me: Hrm.
Jay: Really. It leans to the left a little.
Me: Do you want me to do it?
Jay: Always.
Me: Hrm.
Jay: I've tried it in all the positions...
Sadly, we enjoy the double-entendres this painting provides more than any 30-somethings should. We are so going to have too much fun embarrassing Sammy in front of his friends.





My name is erika-renee, but call me eka - pronounced "eh-ka." I'm suddenly somehow 32, though I still love pigtails and overalls and silly, happy things. I live north of Boston, and I'm happily married to
I'm a mama!
